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Rigsby: (Whistles in a descending tone) Splat.
Van Pelt: Don't talk like that.
Rigsby: Okay not splat. Bam.
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Jane: I trained myself to hear and take in information, while asleep.
Lisbon: The others told you.
Jane: Yes they did.
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Rigsby: I wonder if science can remove the stick from his butt.
Scientist: I heard that!
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Pathologist: You're the consultant that pretends to read minds, aren't you?
Jane: No, I don't pretend to read minds; I do read minds. But don't we all? Look at Lisbon. You can see what she's thinking.
Lisbon: No kidding. (Gives him a Look.)
Jane: And I can see what you're thinking right now.
Pathologist: I was thinking that you, sir, are a bumptious fool and I was wondering exactly what training in forensic pathology you have?
Jane: Ah, but right before that you were wondering whether you would choose Lisbon or Van Pelt as your concubine in that little fantasy kingdom you like to visit sometimes.
Pathologist: I- I do not!
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Jane: Wow. There's a stain on the ceiling that looks like Elvis, but today it looks more like a Basset Hound.
Cho: Someone call the media. It's a miracle.
Jane: Or maybe someone's moved my couch. Cho! Did you move my couch?
Cho: No. Why would I?
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Rigsby: It took you two hours the last time you tried this and we had to pay for the busted window.
Cho: Fluke.
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Rigsby: I would tell you anything you wanted to know.
Cho: Are you ever going to man up and make a move on Van Pelt?
Rigsby: Fine. Don't tell me.
Cho: Right.
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Jane: Victory is yours.
Lisbon: Yes it is. What?
Jane: Oh... Nothing.
Lisbon: Come on.
Jane: No.
Lisbon: I'm still waiting.
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Minelli: I hate walks, Lisbon. I know they're healthy - I don't care. Put me in a chair, I'm a happy man. But when Walter Crew asked me to stroll with him down to the capitol, I said 'Of course, Walter.' Get my drift?
Lisbon: I do.
Minelli: Step carefully. I want daily reports. Oh, and how did the Bassett interview go?
Jane: Oh, that was very exciting.
Minelli: What did he do?
Lisbon: Nothing that can't be repaired.
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Lisbon: Dumb people can come up with smart ideas. (Gives Jane a pointed look.) And smart people can come up with dumb ones.
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Lisbon: We still have some loose ends.
Minelli: What loose ends? (Points at Jane.) Him?
Lisbon: No.
Minelli: What are you doing? No. Don't tell me. I want this off my desk. Get Macado to the DA tonight.
Jane: How hard is Crew leaning on you?
Minelli: He's not.
Jane: Then who's doing it for him?
Minelli: No-one.
Lisbon: Is this my case, sir?
Minelli: Yes, but...
Lisbon: Then it's my decision as to when the suspect is handed over to the district attorney, right?
Minelli: If Macado isn't in the DA's office first thing in the morning, this becomes a different conversation. (he leaves)
Jane: You won't regret this.
Lisbon: I already do.
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Minelli: You abused a corpse to get a confession?
Jane: Used. Used a corpse. There's no ab.
Minelli: I'm appalled. I don't know what to say.
Lisbon: Sir, it's not like we killed him. His neck was broken in the crash.
Jane: We got a confession.
Minelli: Suppose you didn't? Suppose you'd been wrong? Have you any idea of the vastness of the crapstorm that would follow? It would blot out the sun.
Lisbon: Sir, Crew and Bassett manipulated us into arresting the wrong person. They bugged our offices and subverted our case. I don't think we did anything wrong. I think we should be commended.
Minelli: (to Jane) Congratulations. You finally got her to drink the Kool-Aid. (To Lisbon) Check yourself, Agent. (To the team) All of you. (leaves)
Jane: Well, I thought that went pretty well.
Lisbon: Great, yeah.
Jane: The highlight for me was definitely your speech. Passionate. Articulate. Strong.
Lisbon: Whatever.
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Patrick Jane: (to the Coroner) It's lovely to meet you doc, you're a horse's ass, but you mean well. I'll be in the van.
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Patrick Jane: You'd think a politician would have thicker skin.
Teresa Lisbon: You accused them of lying about their sex life, and you're surprised that they're upset?
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Teresa Lisbon: Main thing is you keep him in there long enough for us to search his car. Be friendly, he thinks he's a player, he'll eat it up.
Grace Van Pelt: What do mean "be friendly?"
Teresa Lisbon: Need a map?... Good luck.
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Dede Guerra: Frankly when you've worked here as long as I have, you hear a lot of stories about wild behavior. Most of them aren't true.
Patrick Jane: Except for the ones that are.
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